Tuesday, February 15, 2011

I'm Not On the Internet

I am a Christmas people
with a crumpled horn because of my literary tenancy toward------>satisfaction?
I am FATHER TIME
wearing an orgasmic grass skirt like I'm Hawaiian or
Lilith Wayne Fair w/ Alanis 6 FOOT 7 FOOT
and mid-1990s funny dresses w/ marijuana---------------> bow ties?

I have a shih tzu. Do you want to name it?
It is my vagina.

I have a shih tzu.


I have a bonsai.
Do you want to name it?
It is my vagina.

I have a bonsai shih tzu vagina.
Do you want to name it?

I am intrigued.
I am intricate.
I have a Pomeranian.
I can be "cool" given the right----------------------------->parameters?????

I have a Pomeranian.
Do you want to name it?
I have a mini pom.

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